This post has absolutely nothing to do with CAKES or cakes. The closest it gets is fried bananas on ice cream.
Last night, I had the pleasure of dining with some professors, GSIs, and fellow readers in the Statistics department. I learned some things.
100% of instructors know the names of at least 10% of their students. This familiarity is a good thing only 50% of the time.
Food that is not on the menu tastes approximately 70% more delicious than food that can be ordered off the menu.
Students cheat on exams. If you, dear reader, are a student, please do not cheat on your exams. It undermines the integrity of academia and society. Spend your time studying rather than concocting a clever plan to succeed dishonestly. Your future employers, advisers, and spouses will appreciate a mediocre mark in one of your courses 1000% more than an expulsion.
Very few students die or have mental breakdowns during exams. But it happens. Please take care of your physical and mental health!
-E
Note: Statistics reported in this posting are observational in nature. For more accurate data, please conduct your own properly-planned, randomized, controlled experiment. For more details on how to develop such an experiment, pay attention in your statistics course.
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